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May 18, 2013

Cool vs. un-cool musicians

Ada —

Question: What do you call a girl on a trombonist’s arm? Answer: A tattoo.

Question: What does a drummer say at his next gig? Answer: You want fries with that?

Question: What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? Answer: Homeless.

It’s possible these gags are funny only to musicians, and not even to all of them. One suspects trombonists, drummers and guitarists may not think they are such great knee slappers. 

Jokes, we know, are no good if you have to explain them. It has happened in my experience that a certain deadness of expression sets in on some non-musicians’ faces upon hearing them because they aren’t in tune (if you’ll pardon the play on words) with the punch lines. They don’t get them.

Hint: The one about the trombone player and a tattoo of a girl on his arm refers to how un-cool an instrument the trombone is. I can say that because baritone horn (my instrument) players suffer the same fate, only more so.  

Drummers and guitarists, on the other hand, leave puddles of cool wherever they go because they overflow with it. They couldn’t contain it if they tried. To say “cool drummer” or “cool guitarist” is to utter a redundancy. 

If cool was currency, they’d be rich. Unfortunately for them, it isn’t. Their weak point is that 99.9 percent of them – and there are some truly great amateur drummers and guitarists around – don’t make a living at it. 

The biggest reason is the fact there are so few opportunities to be paid for playing. And if there aren’t many for drummers and guitarists, it doesn’t take much imagination to imagine how few there are for baritone horn players. 

Another reason most drummers and guitarists don’t make money with their talent has to do with the fact that playing music for a living is not 9 to 5 stuff. It is a hard life almost always requiring a great deal of travel and plenty of night work that can extend into the early morning hours. Because of this it isn’t long before musicians’ spouses begin to think they may as well have married alley cats. To put it mildly, this line of work is not generally conducive to a great home life and raising a family. 

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